A (Bad) English Teacher Joke

rogersgeorge on April 20th, 2023

I ran into it on Quora…

One day, I asked my English Teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc…”

My English Teacher said, ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent”

( I was even more confused )

During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria. I ate all the food and returned her the empty container.

My English Teacher: “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.”

I replied, “Ma’am, I thought ‘H’ was silent.”

Ugh. The student must have English as their second language…

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