Bad Language Joke

rogersgeorge on December 7th, 2016

That’s bad joke, not bad language, and herein lies a small lesson: Beware using nouns attributively. That’s when you use a noun as an adjective, such as in the title of this post. The reason to beware is because sometimes you can’t tell how that attributive noun is being used, as I point out in the first six words of this post.

(whew!) Finally, here’s the joke:

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Centering

rogersgeorge on December 5th, 2016

I mentioned separable verbs before, but I ran into two nice examples of correct and incorrect usage of the same verb, so here you go. The verb is “to center on.” It’s transitive, so you have to have a direct object. You center on something. So: The filter uses dual etalons in a double stack […]

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The opposite of Latin

rogersgeorge on December 3rd, 2016

If Latin is as high-falootin a language as you can have, what’s the lowest? Slang, of course. Everybody disparages slang, and everybody uses it. I suppose we mainly differ in which slang words we use, and which we don’t. I’m not going to say a whole lot about this subject except to say that some […]

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Did you Granulate?

rogersgeorge on December 1st, 2016

I know, it’s supposed to be “graduate,” but I had a friend whom I’ve lost touch with (Hi Andrea!) who liked to say it that way, so the word in the title is in her memory. Anyway, what do you call someone who graduates? Here’s a little Latin lesson for you. First, someone who gets […]

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Simplistic

rogersgeorge on November 29th, 2016

Simplistic is an important word to understand, both its definition, and recognizing it when it happens. Lots of times people say “simplistic” when they mean “simple,” but they want to sound more high-falootin, so they use the longer word. I call this behavior pretentiousism. “Simplistic” means oversimplified. Too simple. Important details left out. (That means […]

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