A Quickie today. I harp on split infinitives every now and then (they’re okay to use) so I wasn’t going to use this comic, but then another one on the same day touched on the subject, so I can’t resist.
Brooke McEldowney of 9 Chickweed Lane is an erudite writer and comic artist, one of my favorites.
Okay, maybe this last one is about being a grammar nazi, but it does use an infinitive…
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Adjective order has become a meme recently, and I finally found a good enough example to share the idea with you. Native speakers of English tend to put multiple adjectives in a certain order without realizing that they’re following a pattern. Here’s the rule: When you apply more than one adjective to a noun, they should go in order according to these categories. I’ve seen several versions of this; this one is based on a couple lists I happened to google a few minutes ago:
Article, Quantity, Value/opinion, Size, Physical Quality, Temperature, Age, Shape, Color, Origin, Material, Type, Purpose
Most of them (that I’ve seen) don’t include quantity (I added it myself to the list I have on my wall) and none I’ve seen include the article (a, an, the) as the first item. This order is not ironclad, especially if you want to emphasize one of the adjectives.
Now for a test. Brooke McEldowney is one of the most erudite comic strip writer-artists that I know of, and though I generally avoid politics on this site, this Pibgorn comic is too good an example of multiple adjectives to pass up. The nouns I’m interested in are buss, war, gears, osculations, and interlocutor.
The test is to look at the adjectives that precede these nouns and determine whether he follows the order in the list or not. Have fun!
I have posted selections from the works of Brooke McEldowney before, and I probably will in the future. The fellow is a master of the English language, music, drawing, and complicated plots. This time he touches upon interactions with editors and how to use “awhile” and “a while” correctly; inadvertently giving me an easy post, for which I thank him by encouraging all of you to check out his comics, 9 Chickweed Lane and Pibgorn. They are really quite good.
(My apologies to Shakespeare for the title of this post; at least it’s grammatical.) I had planned another serious lesson for today, but this comic popped up. It mentions a grammatical issue I’ve been wanting to mention for a long time, correct use of “like” and “as.”
It’s not hard, really. We use both words for comparisons. Remember that “like” is a preposition, so it goes with nouns and pronouns. The trick is that with “as,” which is an adverb, we often leave out the verb, and all you see is a nearby noun. Perhaps you remember the book Black Like Me. The grammar of the title is correct. If you wanted “as” in that phrase, you’d have to say “Black as I.” Where’s the verb? It’s implied. You’re really saying “Black as I am.”
So maybe this is part of The Hard Part of Writing—you have to think about what you’re writing. Are you comparing a noun or a verb? Test by seeing if you can insert a verb into your sentence.
All that to get to the comic:
Regular readers of this site might recall that I am a fan of Brooke McEldowney, who writes and draws two erudite comics. The one above is 9 Chickweed Lane, and the other is Pibgorn. I recommend them both.